GOP Death Match… Who Would Win?

So, if we had an Old School MTV Death Match elimination of these guys who would win?

Carson – His hands alone are worth more than the rest of the other candidates combined, aside from Trump. Besides, he’s too smart and claims Hippocratic oath, takes the Death Match Loss with dignity

Paul – Sort of the same as Carson, but one shot and he’d be done anyway.

Cruz – he’s probably kissed a snake or two in his day and could probably wrangle Satin out of a  Grizzly bear, but no. Serious sissy factor in his rants…

Christie – he’s probably been having to fight his whole life, so he can probably take much more than anyone would ever expert. But with no offensive weapons it’d just be a matter of time!

Huckabee – I suspect you get him thinking he’s fighting the Devil and he’d be up for a good scrap. But I think his best fighting days are behind him.

Walker – a biker wanna be… Thinks he’s a Pegan but rolls with Power Puffs… no

Rubio – This guy looks like he could land a punch, and take one! A serious contender. But in the end I think he loses.

Trump – He is a tough guy. I thought he was going to cold cock Bush during the first debate. But he didn’t. Age is a factor, but he lacks the technical skill for a Death Match!

Bush – He Wins! Aside from being beat up by his big brother growing up, he has a big chip on his shoulder and something to prove to his big brother and Daddy. And he played football at TEXAS!